If you’re going for the Ukrainian bosom-girl look, forget VicSec technology; sock cleavage is the way to go!
I know this because recently I shoved a pair of anklets in my bra – one sock per cup.
Category Archives: Fashion
Lint brush Lips
Have you ever put on your lippie and noticed that immediately your lips become a magnet for lint?
Mind you, I’m talking high gloss and thus sticky lippie. Mat lippie isn’t as gooey and therefore it doesn’t cause fluff and stuff to adhere to your lips in the manner of a lint brush.
Happy Hair
I am going to have a happy hair experience.
I’m bored with all the talk about bad hair, bed hair, big hair, après-sex hair etc, etc. In fact I’m designating today, July 4th, happy hair day! After all, happy hair is worth celebrating with good cheer and fireworks.
Earth Girls and Hail Damage
The other day I stepped out in my walking outfit and my hippie-dippy neighbor, Sunshine, caught me off guard by suggesting that I looked like Sporty Spice!
Was I offended?
Luella, Cruella and Stella
Luella Bartley, she’s totally Target, and this month, she’s totally in-Vogue.
In fact, she’s so new and hot she makes Target’s wonder-boy designer, Isaac Mizrahi, look like one of the shaggy pooches for whom he designs doggy accoutrements.
Doggy Accessories
What is it with fashion designers crossing over into home wares? You’d think designing women’s clothing would be enough.
But obviously the responsibility of dressing the masses is not enough because the likes of Isaac Mizrahi have crossed over to bed, kitchen, and now doggy accessories.
Ugg(ly) Boots
The transition from summer to fall is in the air and in all the fashion mags. This means it’s the time of year again when Ugg Australia flaunts full-page ads for their foot and boot wear.
The hope is that American readers will see “Ugg” and make positive associations along the lines of wooly, fluffy, cute, fun, warm boot.